Friday, September 18, 2009

Poop Unscooped

(continued from previous post)

Because we don’t have a dog and don’t have friends who bring their dogs over, I was more than surprised to see a fresh doggie doo right next to the hose holder in our fenced-in side yard. I turned up my nose and walked around it as I unwound the hose to add water to the pool. I walked around that little bit of poop several times, wondering where it came from and if the owner would possibly be coming anytime soon with a scoop.

Several hours later as I rewound the hose, an unmistakable stink filled my nostrils as a soft warm substance oozed across the bottom of my barefoot. Oh crap.

Moral of the story: A little crap falls in every life. If it’s in your yard clean it up.

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